Tag: humor
group name: talkboutit
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November 22, 2006 07:17 PM EST --
If you are in the nursing profession or are friends with someone who is, then you know that we have a morbid sense of humor. Well, at least most of the nurse's do that . . . more
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August 07, 2007 11:59 PM EDT --
I got more then I bargained for
When I stopped in the local bar
What started out as barely a fight
Turned out to be one . . . more
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September 08, 2006 05:39 PM EDT --
"He is siamese if you please.... he is siamese if you don't please"
You self centered egomaniacal beast! You keep me up all night banging cupboards on your insatiable quest for food. . . . more
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September 30, 2006 06:46 PM EDT --
Here's a random musing for ya....
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Enough for a house? A bungalow? An estate? Or just enough to create a dam? . . . more
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November 12, 2006 06:59 PM EST --
Haven't posted one of these in a while. It's a pretty gross one so those faint of heart do not enter.
Would you Rather....
Chew the beak of a chicken . . . more
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May 19, 2007 09:06 PM EDT --
Two weeks ago, I went to a book signing. My friend and I were standing in line with our books waiting to be signed. Three delightful ladies were in line in front of us, with their . . . more
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November 25, 2006 03:47 PM EST --
It has come to my attention recently that I am lacking in the art of the humorous and that I need to "lighten up". I am thankful that someone has finally informed me of this defect. I must admit . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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November 30, 2006 12:27 PM EST --
My wifes nephew just sent me this one and it is too good not to share.
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE...OLDER:
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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September 19, 2006 09:55 AM EDT --
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. . . . more
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November 08, 2006 10:14 AM EST --
Cats or dogs? Can you gauge a man's personality based on which ones they prefer?.Now all you pet lovers, please don't take offense. If they're enamored by felines, do they like a woman . . . more
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August 30, 2007 11:34 PM EDT --
I don't like shopping. I use to think that I just didn't like Christmas shopping, I have since learned that that is not entirely true. I really don't like grocery shopping either. . . . more
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January 28, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
> > fwd to me by a friend.
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
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> >The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,
>and he replies, . . . more
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December 09, 2006 12:37 AM EST --
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware . . . more
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March 21, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today.
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast. . . . more
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December 04, 2007 01:22 PM EST --
Santa is just an old far m boy
No more lukew arm milk for him
Now don't get al arm ed over this
But playing Santa is just a whim
. . . more
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October 16, 2006 10:17 AM EDT --
http: sdflwi slfjsdfk wolerujas flskjdf as;efkljg gjrfiotg;esagt wsjoita etc, etc, etc,......appears on my page. Naturally, I'm bemused for I couldn't recall posting that particular article. Did . . . more
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November 20, 2006 02:56 AM EST --
This is a good one I got in an email. It is too good not to share.
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. . . . more
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