Tag: funny
group name: talkboutit
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June 25, 2007 10:18 PM EDT --
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up . . . more
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September 08, 2006 05:39 PM EDT --
"He is siamese if you please.... he is siamese if you don't please"
You self centered egomaniacal beast! You keep me up all night banging cupboards on your insatiable quest for food. . . . more
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October 03, 2007 10:53 PM EDT --
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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November 30, 2006 12:27 PM EST --
My wifes nephew just sent me this one and it is too good not to share.
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE...OLDER:
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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September 19, 2006 09:55 AM EDT --
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. . . . more
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June 05, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, . . . more
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June 26, 2007 01:35 PM EDT --
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.' . . . more
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December 09, 2006 12:37 AM EST --
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware . . . more
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January 28, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
> > fwd to me by a friend.
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
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> >The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,
>and he replies, . . . more
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January 05, 2008 01:05 AM EST --
It's amazing the little things women get self conscious about. Stuff that NOBODY ever notices until pointed out...
I had one such moment this evening.
As I strolled into the . . . more
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November 20, 2006 02:56 AM EST --
This is a good one I got in an email. It is too good not to share.
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. . . . more
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December 07, 2006 10:23 AM EST --
A friend calls and says "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!"
You forget how to work the TV remote control.
You see something funny and scream "LOL, LOL."
. . . more
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December 13, 2006 12:50 AM EST --
From Tom Pressly:
Men Are Just Happier People...What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. Thegarage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate . . . more
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November 02, 2006 05:50 PM EST --
Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod
the king, behold, wise men from the East came to Jerusalem (Matthew 2.1)
If there had been three wise women...
they would have asked . . . more
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October 16, 2006 10:17 AM EDT --
http: sdflwi slfjsdfk wolerujas flskjdf as;efkljg gjrfiotg;esagt wsjoita etc, etc, etc,......appears on my page. Naturally, I'm bemused for I couldn't recall posting that particular article. Did . . . more
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September 24, 2006 04:59 AM EDT --
MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* He who laughs last thinks . . . more
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November 17, 2006 01:42 PM EST --
Is it normal to have 17 articles written, 140 comments written and belong to 60 groups since I joined 4 days ago?
Or have I gone over the edge??
I'd really like to hear from the experts on this. . . . more
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